the plague of revolt
Digital Collage by Jody Franklin.
“The peasants have the plague: the peasants are revolting: a pandemic of rebellion: a plague of revolt.”
“I’m opening my own art gallery tomorrow and I’ve had a gazillion things on my plate. I was a little brain dead when I wrote that – not sure what I might be able to add about the creation of it, other than it was meant to reflect the time we’re living in.”
Here’s a link to Jody’s art .
Are you an illustrator? Want to submit the next cover? Here’s the deets .
The death of me
He won’t be expecting it
if you catch him between breaks
mowing that stupid lawn
that he’s so fucking proud of.
You’re cut out for more than suffering.
No one likes cops!
A Soundtrack for July
Adbusters – live without dead time
www.ADBUSTERS.org 2002 CD “live without dead time”
- THE PLEDGE Saul Williams / INTRO DjSpooky –2:18
- INTERLUDE: JOURNEY INTO SOUND DjSpooky — 1:04
- GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT Adbusters — 0:40
- COMING UP AniDiFranco — 2:24
- MUSLIM CHANT Bhagdad Live! / BUY NOTHING DAY Adbusters — 0:56
- BASIC BEAT Tino / DYNAMITE FRESH Meat Beat Manifesto — 3:44
- THAT SUBLIMINAL KID AND THE LAST MOHICAN DJS. vs DjGoo — 3:34
- WHY IS THIS COMMERCIAL? Negativland — 1:53
- INTERLUDE DJSpooky / GIVE BLOOD (DJS.REMIX) Saul Williams — 3:40
- RE:VOLUTION (FEAT.G.W.BUSH) Coldcut — 3:14
- THE FIRST CONSPIRACY (DRUM SOLO) The (International) Noise Conspiracy / LET FREEDOM RING Martin Luther King, Jr. — 0:54
- RELUCTANT WARRIOR DjS. feat. Mad Professor / AMERICAN PSYCHOSIS (SYMPTOM ONE) Mista White — 2:00
- RIVERS OF DUB Asian Dub Foundation / AMERICAN PSYCHOSIS (SYMPTOM ONE) Mista White / ADS AND PHONE CONVERSATIONS Adbusters — 4:31
- DUBTOMETRY INTERLUDE DjS. feat. Mad Professor — 0:31
- STATE EXTENSION EBN — 1:13
- VAJRA KILAYA MIX Intrinsic Sky Sound System — 1:04
- STARBUCKS Mathew Herbert / VARIOUS EXCERPTS Mario Savio and Malcolm X — 1:02
- ROCK THE NATION (THE DAWNING) M. Franti and Spearhead — 3:11
- DEEP SPACE – 9MM El-P ??? EI-P — 2:20
- REVOLVERLUTION Public Enemy — 2:04
- SATISFIED? J-Live — 2:30
- FAMOUS ANIMAL Honey Barbara [+ Franquin’s Marsupilami] — 2:40
- ASYLUM FOR DUB Mad Professor — 2:04
- AS YET UNTITLED Alter Ego / LACK OF IDENTITY Marshall McLuhan — 2:50
- LEAVING BABYLON Bad Brains — 3:19
- NUCLEAR WAR Sun Ra & His Arkestra — 2:37
- NEW WORLD ORDER Stephen Smith — 2:18
- END THE VIETNAM WAR (DJS.REMIX) Allen Ginsberg / DRUMS AND BREAKBEATS illyB — 4:56
- PINK FROSTY DEMO Fugazi — 3:15
- BUY NOTHING DAY IN JAPAN Adbusters — 0:13
- HUMAN BEINGS WANT TO BE HAPPY King Britt feat. Ursula Rucker — 1:02
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E Clampus Vitus
A friend of a friend gave me a garbage bag full of 2500 slides. Among them were a bunch of photos of an absurdist fraternal order, E Clampus Vitus. They have silly initiation rituals. These slides were from different camping get-togethers over a few decades.
When I posted them on RageBook, a friend tagged a friend of hers, who is in this organization.
Here are the photos: https://www.espressobuzz.net/Scans/ECV
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She's one of the earliest programmers and actually found a moth wedged in a relay of an early computer. She taped the moth into the server log. So that's where the term "bug" comes from. Which I thought was cool. You can actually see an image of the moth taped in the log.
Did I tell you I met her one time? Grace Hopper. My dad was working at the Naval Postgraduate School and I was a nerdy 13 year-old hanging around the server room. He came in with a bunch of people in uniform and an older lady wearing a classic naval lady's pillbox hat. My dad said, "This is Grace Hopper," and I didn't realize who she was until later. Anyway...
Shirley’s Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies
My grandmother’s handwritten recipe for my mom’s favorite cookie recipe, circa 1940.
The Beer Prayer
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hollowed be thy drink.
I will be drunk,
At home as in the travern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangerovers.
For thine is the beer. the bitter and The lager
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
A Brief History of the ‘Danse Macabre’
In the Danse Macabre, or Dance of Death, skeletons escort living humans to their graves in a lively waltz. Kings, knights, and commoners alike join in, conveying that regardless of status, wealth, or accomplishments in life, death comes for everyone. At a time when outbreaks of the Black Death and seemingly endless battles between France and England in the Hundred Years’ War left thousands of people dead, macabre images like the Dance of Death were a way to confront the ever-present prospect of mortality.
Skeletons have been dancing people to their graves since at least 1424
Ancient Egyptian Dick Pic
From Description de l’Égypte (1809), Book 02 (1818), Volume II – Antiquités, Descriptions. Thèbes. Bybân el-Molouk (Bîbân al-Mulûk.)
No one likes cops.
About Critical Resistance: http://criticalresistance.org/abolish-policing/ – including resources (including addressing harm, accountability and healing) and analysis and so much more!!!
Fellow Workers Pay Attention…
The IWW (or “Wobblies,” as they came to be called, for reasons not really clear) aimed at organizing all workers in any industry into “One Big Union,” undivided by sex, race, or skills… They spoke of “direct action”:
Direct action means industrial action directly by, for, and of the workers themselves, without the treacherous aid of labor misleaders or scheming politicians. A strike that is initiated, controlled, and settled by the workers directly affected is direct action. . .. Direct action is industrial democracy.
The IWW people were militant, courageous. Despite a reputation given them by the press, they did not believe in initiating violence, but did fight back when attacked.
From Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States
White Fragility
White Fragility: Why It’s So Hard for White People to Talk about Racism
by Robin Diangelo
In this “vital, necessary, and beautiful book” (Michael Eric Dyson), antiracist educator Robin DiAngelo deftly illuminates the phenomenon of white fragility and “allows us to understand racism as a practice not restricted to ‘bad people’ (Claudia Rankine). Referring to the defensive moves that white people make when challenged racially, white fragility is characterized by emotions such as anger, fear, and guilt, and by behaviors including argumentation and silence. These behaviors, in turn, function to reinstate white racial equilibrium and prevent any meaningful cross-racial dialogue. In this in-depth exploration, DiAngelo examines how white fragility develops, how it protects racial inequality, and what we can do to engage more constructively.
Read a Goddamn Book
¡Reparations!
Cedric McClester Apr 2015
SINS OF THE PAST
By: Cedric McClester
We’re gonna have to answer
For our nation’s past misdeeds
So calls for reparations
To address present needs
Shouldn’t just be dismissed
Totally out of hand
Clearly there’s a debt owed
Is that so hard to understand
We can’t simply wish
The sins of the past away
We’re gonna havta answer
Sooner or later some day
Our history tells the sad tale
Of countless acts of genocide
Look at the indigenous peoples
And how so many of ‘em died
Then there’s the African
Who was forced into slavery
Robbed of all family ties
As well as their dignity
We can’t simply wish
The sins of the past away
We’re gonna havta answer
Sooner or later some day
How can we just pretend
That none of this ever existed
We need to make amends
For those crimes already listed
We can’t simply wish
The sins of the past away
We’re gonna havta answer
Sooner or later some day
Few want to be confronted
With this kind of ugly truth
But history has recorded
All of the needed proof
So the time for reparations
Long has been past due
And if we were to be honest
We’d own up to it too
We can’t simply wish
The sins of the past away
We’re gonna havta answer
Sooner or later some day
How can we just pretend
That none of this ever existed
We need to make amends
For those crimes already listed
We can’t simply wish
The sins of the past away
We’re gonna havta answer
Sooner or later some day
No one likes cops.
That’s right! Even kids don’t like the cops. And here’s some info about that…
rebel yell
BIPOC led LGBTQ+ Orgs to Donate to:
- The Audre Lorde Project (NYC) – alp.org
- FIERCE (NYC) – fiercenyc.org
- Transgender Law Center (national) – transgenderlawcenter.org
- Black Excellence Collective – bit.ly/blacktransyouth
- NYC Anti-Violence Project – avp.org
- Black LGBTQIA+ Migrant Project – transgenderlawcenter.org/programs/blmp
- G.L.I.T.S (NYC) – glitsinc.org
- Familia: Trans Queer Liberation Movement (national) – familiatqlm.org
- Trans Justice Funding Project (national) – transjusticefundingproject.org
- Black Trans Futures (split donations to dozens of Black trans orgs) – bit.ly/blacktransfunding
See you in the streets
All those dirty tissues
Learn another language a read this for fuck sakes. or google translate it god dammit.
How to spot an asshole
[These are the same assholes who gave us shit whenever we tried to enter a restaurant with a service dog. -ED]
Guns and Sand Club
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It’s Emma Goldman’s Birthday!
Born in Kaunas , Russian Empire (now Lithuania ) to a Jewish family, Goldman emigrated to the United States in 1885.[2] Attracted to anarchism after the Chicago Haymarket affair , Goldman became a writer and a renowned lecturer on anarchist philosophy, women’s rights , and social issues , attracting crowds of thousands.[2] She and anarchist writer Alexander Berkman , her lover and lifelong friend, planned to assassinate industrialist and financier Henry Clay Frick as an act of propaganda of the deed . Frick survived the attempt on his life in 1892, and Berkman was sentenced to 22 years in prison. Goldman was imprisoned several times in the years that followed, for “inciting to riot” and illegally distributing information about birth control . In 1906, Goldman founded the anarchist journal Mother Earth .
In 1917, Goldman and Berkman were sentenced to two years in jail for conspiring to “induce persons not to register” for the newly instated draft . After their release from prison, they were arrested—along with 248 others—and deported to Russia . Initially supportive of that country’s October Revolution that brought the Bolsheviks to power, Goldman changed her opinion in the wake of the Kronstadt rebellion ; she denounced the Soviet Union for its violent repression of independent voices. She left the Soviet Union and in 1923 published a book about her experiences, My Disillusionment in Russia . While living in England, Canada, and France, she wrote an autobiography called Living My Life . It was published in two volumes, in 1931 and 1935. After the outbreak of the Spanish Civil War , Goldman traveled to Spain to support the anarchist revolution there. She died in Toronto , Canada, on May 14, 1940, aged 70.
During her life, Goldman was lionized as a freethinking “rebel woman” by admirers, and denounced by detractors as an advocate of politically motivated murder and violent revolution.[3] Her writing and lectures spanned a wide variety of issues, including prisons , atheism , freedom of speech , militarism , capitalism , marriage, free love , and homosexuality . Although she distanced herself from first-wave feminism and its efforts toward women’s suffrage , she developed new ways of incorporating gender politics into anarchism. After decades of obscurity, Goldman gained iconic status in the 1970s by a revival of interest in her life, when feminist and anarchist scholars rekindled popular interest.
Karen Wants To Speak To the Manager
“Hello, yes, I heard you want to speak to the manager?”
“Yes, I understand you have had an unpleasant experience with our staff, he’ll be happy to talk with you about it.”
“Um, if you’ll like to take a seat, he’ll be right with you.”
IUD coloring sheet
The contents of my womb: one bare light bulb on a chain and one knocked-over chair. Just the way I like it.
As soon as I saw the results from the 2016 election (U.S.) I knew it was time to get another IUD. Seeing the lengths the womb-free (not to mention some of the womb-full) will go to in order to restrict access to birth control and safe and legal abortion, I am glad I did.
Incidentally, IUDs are damned expensive unless you have insurance. And they hurt like fuck going in and coming out. That said, I think trying to raise a child in our present world would probably hurt more.
Color me if you'd like?
This Old Telephone
I just wanted you to see this sick phone.
Email if you want to talk about it.
Call for Art – Collecting Jars of Fucks
“What does a jar of fucks look like?”
THIS IS A JAR FOR YOUR FUCKS is the name of a community-sourced art project that invites you to explore this question by filling jars with things you give a fuck about, the moments you said the f-word, times you got f-ed over, and things you just can’t give a fuck about anymore.
Follow on Instagram – @this.is.a.jar
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