They say, whoever controls the past, controls the… wait, no, that’s not it. Uh, whoever controls the future, controls the past? That doesn’t make sense. Control the past and you control the present? How the fuck do you control the past, Einstein?

Well in any case, we can at least browse the past. Here are past Unavoidable Disasters, twice as unavoidable because they already happened.

July 2021

Let’s get back to “normal,” back to your regularly scheduled privilege and oppression.

Mune 2021

Yeah, it’s a little late and I’m actually high on Percocet, so you get what you get…

Mapril 2021

Here we are, spring is springing up in our faces. And yet, another Disaster.

February 2021

Uhh, I came across this really funny website the other day… It’s, umm, designed to where people can anonymously post stuff to this, well, I’m having a hard time describing it.

January 2021

The sun has gone, but now returns, and we celebrate with irreverent merriment.

December 2020

Let’s face it, this Unavoidable Disaster is all you have left.