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One comment on “Suirrel Maelstrom with Frog Eyes”
Whew, I remembered this month’s soundtrack at the last minute.
Fest by nikita diakur
Fest by nikita diakur
Drone. Stunt. Rave.
Project: ugly-film.com ✨ facebook.com/Uglyshortfilm � adultswim.com/etcetera/fest/
Sound & Music: David Kamp studiokamp.com/
Assets: Chris Lühning
Aerial Footage & Textures: Nous Film nousfilm.de
5 comments on “Fest by nikita diakur”
Whoa. “Fest” is absolutely amazing!
If. This. Was. A. TV. Show. I. Would. Watch. Every. Week.
This is brilliant. Please visit the site…bring bandwith.
i said whoa