Asteroids
“This is my reimagining of the classic arcade game, Asteroids. I tried to stay true to the spirit of the original as much as possible while adding a more modern “game feel” (e.g. camera shake, kickback, bigger explosions, faster movement, etc). While the original was designed to encourage you to part with your quarters, this version is designed to blow lots of stuff up. It’s a little more forgiving, too. Your ship has a little shielding that can protect you from damage for a bit and you can fire more bullets.” ~J.P. Hamilton
Player 1 Start: 1, Click
Rotate: Left/Right arrow keys, pan left/right to rotate on mobile
Thrust: Up arrow, pan up to thrust on mobile
Fire: SHIFT, Click
Hyperspace: Space bar, pinch out
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Soundtrack for October
LoFi House Mix 2004 | The Stoner House Edition V by Katarakt
More good Stuff from Katarakt on their channel.
youtube.com/c/Kataraktmusic/videos
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BRO
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I love this. So good.
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3 comments on “It’s a pencil sharpener. Old school like”
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Nobody said to bring pencils. Can I borrow one?
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On the other hand, we denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment, so blinded by desire, that they cannot foresee the pain and trouble that are bound to ensue; and equal blame belongs to those who fail in their duty through weakness of will, which is the same as saying through shrinking from toil and pain. These cases are perfectly simple and easy to distinguish.
In a free hour, when our power of choice is untrammeled and when nothing prevents our being able to do what we like best, every pleasure is to be welcomed and every pain avoided. But in certain circumstances and owing to the claims of duty or the obligations of business it will frequently occur that pleasures have to be repudiated and annoyances accepted. The wise man therefore always holds in these matters to this principle of selection: he rejects pleasures to secure other greater pleasures, or else he endures pains to avoid worse pains.
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This pencil sharpener is the beneficiary of all of our testing of the comment form.
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Bad personal advice offered.
My name is Dr. Birdwhistle and I have a half dozen AAs in several subjects. So I’m happy to offer my extraordinary expertise with any challenge you are dealing with. You can ask me anything. I specialize in relationships, finance, work, and political advice.
Get the bad advice you need
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One comment on “Swabb”
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Ah, so this is why you left me sitting on the steps for so long…
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Vote cartoon from college days
Just a little cartoon back in the 90s when I was the cartoonist for the Murray State University newspaper.
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A Lifetime Appointment
Download your very own RBG coloring page! show us your sick coloring skills and submit to next month’s issue!
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I AM A RED – BAIT ME – FOLK MUSIC
Folk music from a fellow worker who spent 16 years running trains to Nashville and now works on a historic Steamboat.
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2020 Coloring Book
Download and print this page from the upcoming 2020 Coloring Book from Schizopolis Publishing. Show us your sick coloring skills in the next issue of Unavoidable Disaster by submitting your colored image!
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California or Mordor?
You know the wildfires are bad when Mordor looks better than California.
LIBRULZ
[Interestingly, this was submitted by both tyberiustitan and FlowDelPlaya. -Ed]
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My favorite
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Bay Point
Bay Point. Visiting family and friends. Wanted to focus on the red flowers peaking over the weathered fence. The sky changed color over the course of the drawing, which I blended into the image. Yellow and orange on the horizon. Time is interesting to describe in life drawings.
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Santa’s Second Cousin
http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/6422217
Listen
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One comment on “It’s All Rock N Roll To Me”
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This is a little too close for comfort.
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Self Care Sunday
Take a seat, take off your shoes, bring your disinfectant, don’t stay too long; someone was here before, who knows what went down. You need to get back to work, get the fuck out of this seat.
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Beer can in the smoke pit
An empty beer can in the smoke pit. Digital still life. This image is currently exclusive to unavoidable disaster. The smoke pit can be rough to draw around because it is often swarmed with mosquitoes. Looking forward to colder weather.
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Norman Summerton – The Poutine Legend.
So gross.
[Norman Summerton is a BDSM and cuckolding enthusiast who gained online notoriety for his fetish videos often circulated as a type of shock media, in which he refers to himself as “pig.” -Ed]
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Whats up with frogs?
So what’s with all the frogs? I totally get it, frogs are fucking awesome. but why now? why did it take you all so long to realize that frogs are awesome? the frog market is totally overwhelmed. Remember in 2008 when beverly hills chihuahua came out and every child got a shitty chihuahua for their birthday? Remember how that movie was super racist? Have you called your mom recently? How are you really doing?
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Frogs!
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Napkin Art: October 2020 – Still Garbage
My office smells like smoke after making this one… well…it smelled like smoke anyway…
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This is awesome. I love this drawing. Was it from an old photograph?
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Batboy
The hero we deserve and need right now: Batboy.
Airbrushed acrylics on vinyl tire cover by Les T. Salva.
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Mom as Marie Antoinette
[This is my mom at my birthday masked ball. Best mom ever. I know everyone says that, but everyone who knows here agrees. Lucky me! -Ed]
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I love this. It gives me a chuckle everytime.
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A Man Looms over Himself
An ominous figure looms, drawn over Zoom in the time of Covid.
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Open
Laundromat in Capitola. Digital still-life drawn while I was waiting in the car.
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Disaster Carpet
The end of times in a handy digital rug.
Zine explaining symbols: https://littleneocreative.com/Extinction/
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See and be Scene
If you have a smart TV or streaming device, there is a good chance your TV is watching you while you watch it. … It found all smart TVs can collect and share personal information about viewers. A recent study found several devices sent data to Amazon, Facebook, and Google’s advertising company.
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So many eyeballs…
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That’s dope.
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Thisisfreakingmeout.
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Save the Children
I pray that you never have to make such a sacrifice, but I also pray that you love the Lord enough to choose Him over your children. This is where we find ourselves. This is our life.
We in the village did not want to give our children to the devil, but when it came to the choice between our tithes to the Lord and supporting our kin, we chose the Lord.
These choices are never easy, especially knowing how our own flesh and blood will be raised as the next generation of the minions of the Beast. We’ve seen these children living in the streets, drug-addicted, turning tricks, content in their squalor. We have since ceased looking and tell ourselves that we did the right thing in the service of the Lord.
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Coeurs Simples
Coeurs Simples – Anges Schere at Galerie titre (2016) Paris On view until October 10, 2020 @agnesscherer @sanstitre2016
Saw this on my social media feed and enjoyed it. I feel bad for my students. Giving information and instructing in Zoom world is easier than receiving it and learning I think. The signal you send always gets corrupted somehow, with broken words and garbled sentences and dead air, but if you’re instructing, do you know every communication error that occurs during a class? For every individual student? Each of which has varying hardware, software, service providers, and wireless strength? You don’t know. You just keep talking.
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One comment on ““My Body Parts, Examined” #3 Navel”
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Omphalos
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Love & Rage
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Rad. I spent so many farking quarters on this game. Thanks to J.P. Hamilton for the awesome game.