I run a railroad and I am the front man for a "fraggle rock" band called Ginger & Juice. Our band sells flasks and condoms for merch and we refuse to record an album even though we have plenty of original material. I like the river more than the beach...I dunno... I think I need a root canal... We have a podcast called Feat. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff is not on it. We keep trying. What the hell is wrong with him?