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Bernie Sanders Goes Head To Head With Karl Rove In This Twitter Superstorm

Bernie Sanders Goes Head To Head With Karl Rove In This Twitter Superstorm

Bernie figuratively disembowels and defenestrates Rove in this blatant attempt to get you to view this Unavoidable Disaster.

God created pudding, and then he rested.

I’m partial to air conditioning. You’re a killer. I catch killers. I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

I’m really more an apartment person. I’m really more an apartment person. Like a sloth. I can do that. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. You look…perfect.

I am not a killer.

I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I have a dark side, too. Watching ice melt. This is fun.

  1. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
  2. You’re a killer. I catch killers.
  3. Tell him time is of the essence.

Cops, another community I’m not part of.

I’m generally confused most of the time. Makes me a … scientist. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

  • Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
  • I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.
  • Cops, another community I’m not part of.

I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

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