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32 Scenarios In Which Trump Triggers the Apocalypse

32 Scenarios In Which Trump Triggers the Apocalypse

Donald Trump tripping over a groveling sycophantic Mitch McConnell to trigger the nuclear football is just the start

Watching ice melt. This is fun.

Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m generally confused most of the time. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

Watching ice melt. This is fun. Hello, Dexter Morgan. You’re a killer. I catch killers. You all right, Dexter? This man is a knight in shining armor.

I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I’m generally confused most of the time. I am not a killer. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

  1. Watching ice melt. This is fun.
  2. Like a sloth. I can do that.
  3. Like a sloth. I can do that.

Keep your mind limber.

Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

  • I’m really more an apartment person.
  • You look…perfect.
  • I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Keep your mind limber. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

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