32 Scenarios In Which Trump Triggers the Apocalypse
Donald Trump tripping over a groveling sycophantic Mitch McConnell to trigger the nuclear football is just the start
Watching ice melt. This is fun.
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m generally confused most of the time. I’m generally confused most of the time. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
Watching ice melt. This is fun. Hello, Dexter Morgan. You’re a killer. I catch killers. You all right, Dexter? This man is a knight in shining armor.
I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.
I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I’m generally confused most of the time. I am not a killer. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
- Watching ice melt. This is fun.
- Like a sloth. I can do that.
- Like a sloth. I can do that.
Keep your mind limber.
Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.
- I’m really more an apartment person.
- You look…perfect.
- I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!
Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Keep your mind limber. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.