x Cotton Bates We always knew they were the same person. Contributed by polyomino Read one comment, so far x One comment on “Cotton Bates” I hear the expression ‘eats like a bird’ — it-it’s really a fals-fals-fals-falsity. Because birds really eat a tremendous lot. But I-I don’t really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things. You know — taxidermy. And I guess I’d rather stuff birds because I hate the look of beasts when they’re stuffed — you know, foxes and chimps. Some people even stuff dogs and cats — but, oh, I can’t do that. I think only birds look well stuffed because — well, because they’re kind of passive to begin with. Log in to Reply Leave a Comment Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.