Cookies may be part of your user experience when you visit this site.

What are cookies?

A cookie is a small sweet cake, typically round, flat, and crisp, though significant variations exist. According to the Online Slang Dictionary, ‘cookie’ is also an euphemism for the female sexual organs.

How do we use cookies?

To bring this site to you, we bake or buy cookies that we place in our mouths. We have heard about people using cookies to deliver the effects of cannabis. Typically, unripened cannabis flowers or leaves are sauteed gently in butter and then used in cookie recipes. We don’t do this because edibles make us fucking paranoid.

Manage your preferences

If you wish to enhance your user experience by receiving cookies, you should get some. They’re pretty good (though not as good as pie). However, if you do not wish to receive cookies, you should tell your Aunt Sally who tends to bake them at Christmastime.