Found rubber gloves and mask
I found your lost gloves and mask! Somehow you lost them both in the parking lot of Frenchys on Portola and 41st avenue. I took the necessary precautions and covered my face neck and hands with thieves oil before picking up your lost items. I have them in a safe place now! How can I get them back to you? Surely you are missing them and vulnerable to the spooky coughs and sneezes that will be everywhere in a few days. Please wear a scarf around your mouth and nose until we get these back to you. Maybe you have some garden gloves that you can wear? I’d use those until you get these ones back. Stay safe! Stay indoors unless you must go out for more smut, lube and pizza!